Contents // The Reader of Books 7 // Mr Wormwood, the Great Car Dealer 22 // The Hat and the Superglue 30 // The Ghost 38 // Arithmetic 49 // The Platinum-Blond Man 56 // Miss Honey 66 // The Trunchbull 82 // The Parents 90 // Throwing the Hammer 101 // Bruce Bogtrotter and the Cake 117 // Lavender 134 // The Weekly Test 141 // The First Miracle 159 // The Second Miracle 170 // Miss Honey’s Cottage 177 // Miss Honey’s Story 193 // The Names 206 // The Practice 210 // The Third Miracle 215 // A New Home 227